June 2012
7 posts
the third sex →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
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tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
May 2012
481 posts
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steampoweredrocket:
SCREAMING
thorhead:
those gifs that you are just looking for any excuse to use in a post
i-like-pigeons:
rydellk:
rydellk:
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it
true fashion
you, are very awesome indeed, my friend
richwhitelesbian:
wetherz:
‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
the da vinci code has been cracked
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
shavingryansprivates:
“music is my life :)” i say as i walk down the street listening to fall out boy on my 2nd generation ipod nano. but what’s this? the sound suddenly cut out! i quickly pull out my 2nd generation ipod nano to see that the battery has run dry. “NO!” i scream as i begin sprinting towards my home. it’s too late. i collapse on the sidewalk and die.
thefangirlatbakerstreet:
So I remember when I first started tumblr and didn’t know how it worked so I did everything wrong.
This was basically me.
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
Anonymous asked: Greed, sloth, wrath.
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.